I chose to share a humorous anecdote I recently came across online keeping that in mind. It’s about a 70-year-old widow, an advertisement in the newspaper, and her quest to find a new husband.
One day, she was at home when her doorbell unexpectedly rang. However, she was unable to foresee who would be on the other side.
Make sure to read the entire funny joke down below and stay with it until the very end for the punchline.
A 70-year-old widow, who felt lonely, made the decision to get married once more.
Her advertisement in the neighborhood newspaper said:
“Wanted husband! Needs to be in my age range, not beat me, not run all over me, and still have acceptable bed manners. Please apply in person if you are an applicant.
She heard the doorbell the next day. She was shocked to discover a gray-haired man seated in a wheelchair when she answered the door. There were no limbs on him.
“You really don’t want me to think about you, do you?” The widow enquired: “Look at you, you’re without legs!”
“Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” grinned the elderly man.
“You’re not even equipped with arms!” She gave a snort.
With another smile, the elderly guy said, “Therefore, I can never beat you!”
“Are you still good in bed?” she said earnestly, arching her eyebrow.
Why not lift a friend’s spirits? Spread the laughs by telling this joke to others!
