A man and a lady were dozing off, looking like two helpless infants drifting off to sleep.
At precisely three in the morning, the silence outside was broken by an abrupt noise.
The woman bolted from the bed, her pulse pounding with confusion. She gave the man an accusing look and cried out, “Oh no! My hubby must be that person.
With hardly a second to spare, the man jumped out of bed, terror rushing through him. With an almost insane hurry, he threw himself out of the window while wearing nothing but vulnerability.
He smashed into the harsh earth and went flying into a thorn bush, every one of them a painful memory of his desperate attempt to flee. Nevertheless, unfazed, he got up and hurriedly ran toward his parked car, driven on by an adrenaline rush.
He returned a few minutes later, accusing in a strong voice, “I’m your husband, you.”
The woman shot back, indignant, before he could continue, “Yeah? What made you flee, then? You.
These unanticipated detours serve as a reminder that humor in life frequently takes the strangest turns. If you liked this story, you might like some more funny stories as well.
